No words can explain my feelings

Dick-glow. Not to be confused with A Glowing Dick.

I slept through the whole train trip to GZ, felt like I havn´t slept in 4 days which is more or less true. It´s been wonderful and terrible in HK. Terrible cause I never spent much time in my bed but I guess it didn´t stop me walking around looking like a 6 year in a candy shop. Yes, I am embarrassed. Yes, I am foolish. Yes, the bags under my eyes is now bigger than my boobs. But who fucking cares as long as you got the Dick-glow. Dick-glow is new the botox. I just wanna know one thing thou, how long will it take before the Dick-glow fades completely? How do I get hold on more Dick-glow? Good that mama sent a big parcel with the essential remedies for a sore mind, it´s hard to say goodbye to old friends but even harder to new ones. Enuf said.

I m starring at the handbag I wished deadhard for my birthday, that Wang-thingy can make me come in a nano second. Talking about getting wet...dang it was juicy in the Kong. Not only did I jizz in my panties 55 times I also managed to be there when it frickin rained every day. Always remember thou, sex bruises are good bruises. I wonder if I can make love to my new bag.

Sayonara suckers!

28 Jun 2010 05:42 19:11 13h 29m 19s − 10s 12:27 89.0° 152.066

let me hear your body talk

Apparently I look like shit, but still beautiful and ofcourse foolish. Leaving Singapore was painful, not in the sense of emotional wtihdrawl but more on the "passport missing shit shit shit" sense. It´s raining cats n dogs today, my new friend lent me his hotel umbrella and I took another stroll back to central. It´s fucking high summer and I see leather boots, too-rich-to-care is nice, but too-rich-to- notice-it’s-fucking- 90-degrees- outside-you- crazy-bitch is the way we like it. I would love to deliberate more about the grand encounters in the Kong but I am afraid it´s not safe for work so anyone interested out there may email me at: heissohotijustjizzedinmypants@jmail.com

over n def. out this time

pink passport

i m in hk n the only thing i have been doing is running between embassies n consulates to get a new visa and a proper passport. the emergency one i got in Singapore only got two pages plus that I get questionned for 20min everytime I m at the immigration, yes I m talking about u asshole immigration guy at the Hk airport. Last night a guy jumped off Itais building and we saw the bodybag with lots of blood around it. This morning you can still see the spot they cleaned cause it got a different colour than the rest of the pavment. I still feel bad about the whole incident, why would someone do it, I think about his family and today I even called my dad and told him about it cause I really felt uneasy the whole day. When things like this happens you really look at life in a different way. Things has been weird and difficult for everyone lately and I guess it has to do with the Lunar Eclipse on the 26th.

I am allergic to horses

If every wknd could be like this i could consider stay here in singapore...or nah, dont think so。 Last night was wonderful, could be because of the company and the excessive drinking and dancing. This morning I woke up and realized that I wont be able to process vertically at all, passed out at my friends place and ended up in a cab going for lunch looking like last nights pick up, thanks for the tee mr pretencious. Going for a late brunch at a hip place in hooker heels, pink mini skirt and a grey over sized tee is glamorous in its own way. I need to get my nicotine patch NOW.

puss

ööh?

People got way too much time for nonsense. *click on the picture for a example of a desperate stranger*
I dont even know this guy, maybe the latest thing is hitting on random people having garage sales...seriously.

seriously

i m dying, my back feels like broken and I still got more work on my agenda. moving is a hassle. i m never going to buy more shoes, clothes, or bags ever again.



it's more or less like this minus the nice ceiling

"All penises are not created equal and they do not hold the same level of intensity"

The ego

Yes, the ego needs more satisfaction than the puss. Thats our conclusion for this lesson learned.

lines are there to be crossed

thin line

...do u remember the bus rides in the mid of the night? ...do you remember the scar above my eyebrow, I remember yours.
Do you still eat 4 eggs per day? I want to put all my eggs in your basket.

Let´s go back to the bedroom and sleep and smoke and sleep and smoke and forget about each other. OK?

monday blues

i will dream about walking in Seoul tonight

it´s only things

I was so drunk last night I lost a part of my bag...is that even possible...to loose one part of a bag. I am the biggest fuck up so yes, anything is possible. Now my bag looks funny. Whatever, I will just pretend its a limited edition. Yeah, a limited I-m-alcoholic-so-I-don´t-deserve-a-whole-bag.

Dave is back from Seoul so we met up in Singapores little Korea to have kimchi n soju. I told him about the whole young kimchi story and he told me about why his mum will def. commit suicide if he makes a philippino girl pregnant in Cebu. I closed up the eventful night by showing him some x-rated pictures of Bonnies gay boss, apparently some intern at her fim found it on their public server.

Last night me n el maco burried our sorrows in vodka and jack daniels, I have not been this fucked up since I dont know when. The bad thing is that I lost some shit, but stuff is just stuff right. I passed out in my bed and el maco in the sofa, we had a mac attack and ordered mcdelivery. But we unconscious so no one opened the door for the delivery guy and this morning I had 11 missed calls from McDonalds. El maco tried to order chicken-milk and Mc Oyster cause he is classy. We tried to order again this afternoon and was afraid that the mcdelivery system blacklisted us so we told them our neighbours address. A double cheese never tasted better.

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

I'm cramping with thought of packing all my shit n send it back home. Carin babe I need your address, it's only a box!
'nuf said

oj då

today is aarons birthday, happy birthday kiddo. tomo is friday, thank god! i m too tired to process any annoying information right now. will update more soon!

assumption is the mother of all fuck ups

Had to get the hell out of the office today cause if I have deal with aj & co after 9pm I might use that gun my dad gave me for my 18th birthday n shoot somebody. A stroll around the city area is not bad, I like to drink on the wknds but I love to drink on the weekdays. Was a good girl and put myself in a cab just after midnight, yeah I like you but I don´t like you that much. Now I am sitting here watching George Carlin and that man got all the wisdom we need to not survive but to endure this world. And isn´t it a wonderful world. I overheard a guy on the buss saying that God must been on holiday cause the world is a fucked up place. I wanted to tell him that God never went anywhere, he is just drunk or hungover.

I kind of like this world although it is a pretty raw place to be, but isn´t it amazing to be alive and be living! I am so disgustingly positive and I just puked a lit bit in my own mouth. Stomach acid never tasted better on a wednsday night.

Me and Itai was having a serious conference call the other night about why this guy doesnt want to put his holy into my sacred box. I even frickin googled " Why a guy dosen´t want to have sex with you". Now, how sad is that? The answers I found on the internet was pretty lame...no, I don´t think it is because I smell bad down there or anywhere for that matter. I m one of those that dosnet even smell nasty although I am bathing in my own sweat. Hey, I am Asian, shoot me. I just say I m sweaty cause I don´t wanna hug you. Anyways, Itai suggested that the dude must 1. christian 2. amish 3. gay. Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place right? Well, my reason is that you got a place. No, I am not a slut. It´s just that sex is like air, it´s not important unless you are not getting any.

no i don´t do implied

within 7 days I have gotten 5 shooting options for either Lingerie or "sleazy on the bed I can see your nipple" themes. WTF. My portfolio got nothing like that so I don´t understand where these photographers get these cheap ideas. I am no Maxim girl. Period

Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.

Everybody should believe in something — I believe I’ll have another drink.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your AMEX.
I don’t have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.
He who laughs last, hasn’t passed out yet.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
Remember “I” before “E”, except in Jägermeister.
To some its a digestif, to me it’s a support group.
Scotch – Because one doesn’t solve the world’s problems over white wine.
History flows forward on rivers of red wine.
Beauty lies in the hands of the glass holder
Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can’t say it.
Friends don’t let friends drink Light Beer.
Drink what you want, drink what you’re able. If you are drinking with me, you’ll be under the table.
You are the reason I get up every afternoon.

give it in give it in give it in give it in give it in

If you are reading this you should know that it is ok to just let it go. Have some fun, be spontateous, don't put down the toilet ring for me unless you gonna fuck me. over n out

u r boi crazy

Three years ago:
He: Baby, I am going to work.
She: Let's do it again. *drag him into bed*

Now:
He: Yo, I am leaving.
She: I am in the toilet. What do you want?!
He: whatever...will there be dinner?
She: what time?
He: nine
She: yeah
He: cool

aaron-erin

I wanna name my first daughter Aaron or maybe Erin...

pix from alexi wasser aka the coolest chick in LA (after Jules ofcourse)

Insomnia again. I lied last night and told Nate that I m tired and needed to go to bed, for what...to stay awake for another 3h in bed watching taiwanese porn. Goosh, when did KyuHyun grow up from this to this? A couple of visit to the Apgujeong area does make wonders, all you need know is a bulge n I wanna wrap you in some lettuce with spicy sauce. I like my Kimchi young. No side dish.

AJ gave me a energy bar for breakfast. I need my eggs, toast, whole dairy and maple syrup. Lunch nor dinner built this body, I m a breakfast girl. Seriously I don't have anything interesting to say. Nate told me that he has been "shrinking" lately due to heavy workload not eating enough bla bla bla. So I ask him where, and he screams to me EVERYWHERE. Ouch, that was a punch under my belt and I still like my kiwi shaved for the extra inch of visual satisfaction. I ask the dude what is the capital of Mongolia and he goes "Tibet". Now I really think he is fucking with me. Not literally. Obviously. Yet? I hope so.

naive

i m feeling innocent today, like a lamb on green green grass. nothing can stop me now but I still can't see the difference between blue and green. creme colored laces and pink roses. who the fuck am I kidding. this place sucks! AJ took me for a late birthday stroll today, it was nice, I got some bling and some chicken. I tell him I don't feel close to him anymore and he tells me that he loves me more than ever. I wanna go to the beach and pretend to be a tourist, maybe they will give me tax-free Mojiitos. I don't know, there is a inflation of friskiness splashing over me. Must be the summer.

Judge me Bitch

Illustration by Kajiwara Shikaji

Use Me Abuse Me. Just do something or I will vaporize into thin air

Photograph by Guy Bourdin

Boy: " I gotta log on to work. Sorry"
Girl: "Never apologize for working hard. You can make it up to me later. Rmba this thou, I like my kiwi shaved."