madness

today me n aj(fuck u i know u dont like me writing about u so FUCK U) went for villa hunting, we need a place to stay for the next three days and i hooked us up with some villa in a village next by. we walked like for an hour through the jungle, got chased by rapies dogs and fucking avianflu chickens. when we finally arrived it was like a fucking madness in the village, aj just looked at me and screamed " I m not staying here, no fucking way". I looked at the chickens, some rapies dogs and said to AJ "please hold me, I am scared". So there we where in the mid of fucking nowhere with no one speaking english and a whole frickin indonesia village laughing at us because they problably thought we were making out or something....yeah the chicken shit made us horny. I told one of the young boy that was dressed in a traditional balinese suit(colorful manskirt) to get me Wayan the manager of the villas, and off he went on is bike. When Wayan showed up I was like, PLEASE TAKE ME AWAY FROM HERE. I told him what a hell it was to get here and he showed us this ugly villa which had a roof that aj hit his head 15 times on. what a motherfucking disaster i thought to myself. aj just stod there in his white wifebeater and burberry swimshorts - sooooo not jungle jorge.

BUT we found a beautiful villa nearby that was designed by Wayan as well that overlooks the ricefield and got a pool, so tomo we are going deep into the jungle. no internet for three days n than Uluwatu!

here in ubud bali

our neighbours.

i m sitting here on our terrace looking at the flower decoration our maid Nyoman did this morning and I am thinking we should live like this everyday, minus the spider I just crushed with my left ass chick. Ubud is pretty relaxing, I crashed the bed at 10pm and slept a solid 12hour before AJ screamed NYOMAN HAS MADE BREAKFAST!!!! WAKEUP U MONSTER!!! He also told me that our astrologist neighbour is holding some hippie workshop and the Aussies that lives close to us is attending her "masturbation with the starts" conference. That's what he thinks it is when 50 hippie gets together, they masturbate to the sound of frogs and come together. Literally.

we got free Internet which is a good surprise considering we are in the frickin rice field jungle. We climbed 90 indiana-jones-steps last night after AJ paid 7usd for a toblerone bar(read Rip-off). He had a T-bone for dinner and I was eyeing his food all the time while I was eating my very balinese fish with rice. Seriously, who the fuck comes to Indonesia and have a T-bone, probably Henrik back home in Sweden, but he also thinks meat should be on the bottom of the food pyramid.

sayonara bitches!

3.31am

I cant sleep and I got a flight to catch in three hours. The trip to Sweden was awsome, besides when I reached for my Iphone that I accidently dropped in the toilet - after I did my business. Lin is coming over to Bali for one week and she is staying with us, we are planning to eye molest surfers and eat well. Me and AJ are going to spend our first week in Ubud, some hippie wannabe place, just to be like Goa in the 60s, well, all the places just to be like Goa in the 60s. U get what I mean.

I still can´t get over the fact that being unemployed in Sweden still gives u enough cash to buy YSL shoes, on sale. I think I will move back soon, I need new shoes.


xoxo

in sweden

yo hoes n pimps out there. Im in Stockholm n busy with being swedish so I will be a bit not here but I promise to update u guys on more in just a couple of days.

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