söndag 31 januari 2010
lördag 30 januari 2010
torsdag 28 januari 2010
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My dear ghey ghey in Cananda did something about his whore, he dumped it. I m very proud of him. Now, ghey ghey is home practising the Korean bowtie, one of the most difficult analingus moves to perform.
U guys all know how much I might hate Singapore but at this point I realize that if I never came back to Asia I would never re-discover the asia madness in me. I mean, for my whole life I didn't know what it meant to be Chinese, all I knew was what's being Chinese in Sweden. And to be honest, I must have been the worst Asian/Chinese in Stockholm.
Yesterday I was jamming to some mando-pop and I fell backwards out of my seat. I just lay there for like 10 minutes becayse I thought I problably broke my spine. Now that's a asian!
U guys all know how much I might hate Singapore but at this point I realize that if I never came back to Asia I would never re-discover the asia madness in me. I mean, for my whole life I didn't know what it meant to be Chinese, all I knew was what's being Chinese in Sweden. And to be honest, I must have been the worst Asian/Chinese in Stockholm.
Yesterday I was jamming to some mando-pop and I fell backwards out of my seat. I just lay there for like 10 minutes becayse I thought I problably broke my spine. Now that's a asian!
onsdag 27 januari 2010
oh my fucking sweet home swedenland
I just finished Boys over flowers, 25 episodes of pure mushy first class cheesy tearing eye candy. It has come to my attention that sweet home swedenland is so unreal that it even exists in korean drama. To be more clear, I shitted in my size perfect lilac-blue hanky panky when the art hottie in the show told his love of the lifetime that he ..... needed to go to Sweden to .... train in pottery...wtf?!
It's unrealistic reality.
*pouf pouf pouf* p.s Johan, you know what I am talking about. :)
It's unrealistic reality.
*pouf pouf pouf* p.s Johan, you know what I am talking about. :)
tisdag 26 januari 2010
Relaxation therapy...
...that was my excuse for sleeping 12h. I think sleeping this much makes me grow bigger and taller, maybe not that much taller but apparently last time I went for a casting I surprised everyone by being one cm taller than my compcard. Usually the agency add two cm to ur height and take away some inches of ur waist and butt. Sweet reality.
AJ has been complaning about my k-drama watching madness, how can you not being addicted to soap operas where "Women are often treated as property, and are daft enough to persistently follow the guy who treats them like shit through out the entire series. Men are often portrayed as yelling drunks OR overly romantic pretty boys." Not to forget to mention the compulsory love trangle, if not a square, or a love polygon happening and there is always a class difference between the characters. *Sigh*
But the best part must be how the make-out scenes are in k-dramas, if u can even call it making out. It is basically one guy(usually very rich with permed hair) slowly moving his face towards the girl(totally passive with eyes closed). And when their lips meet, it just stays like that. No make-out muchines here no. There will always be some form of crying, which will eventually make you cry. The main actor/actress will either fall sick/die/loose his or her memory (in which he or she will regain in a dramatic love act). Last but not least, this must be most common of all perhaps, there is always a scene where the girl and the guy passed each other, but never see each other!
Although the lines are super cheesy and I sometimes really wonders wtf came up with those lines, i got a feeling that if bfs and guys watch these dramas, the girls in this world might actually be happier.
“Just let me stay like this for five minutes…then I’ll get up” GAWD why don't u put the knife in me deeper.
AJ has been complaning about my k-drama watching madness, how can you not being addicted to soap operas where "Women are often treated as property, and are daft enough to persistently follow the guy who treats them like shit through out the entire series. Men are often portrayed as yelling drunks OR overly romantic pretty boys." Not to forget to mention the compulsory love trangle, if not a square, or a love polygon happening and there is always a class difference between the characters. *Sigh*
But the best part must be how the make-out scenes are in k-dramas, if u can even call it making out. It is basically one guy(usually very rich with permed hair) slowly moving his face towards the girl(totally passive with eyes closed). And when their lips meet, it just stays like that. No make-out muchines here no. There will always be some form of crying, which will eventually make you cry. The main actor/actress will either fall sick/die/loose his or her memory (in which he or she will regain in a dramatic love act). Last but not least, this must be most common of all perhaps, there is always a scene where the girl and the guy passed each other, but never see each other!
Although the lines are super cheesy and I sometimes really wonders wtf came up with those lines, i got a feeling that if bfs and guys watch these dramas, the girls in this world might actually be happier.
“Just let me stay like this for five minutes…then I’ll get up” GAWD why don't u put the knife in me deeper.
söndag 24 januari 2010
Cat´s eye キャッツ アイ - a nostagia trip back to the wonderland of being a child
I have been watching the Korean drama show Boys Over Flowers (the Korean version of the famous manga series) for the last two days and it´s been a while if not the first time I am feeling all giggly about two high schoolers kissing on screen. But I am not logged in at 3.40am in the morning to talk about how frickin hot and juicy the boys are in the drama show. I am going to talk about when I was a kid I was absolutely obsessed with this manga series called Cat´s eye.
It was not until this summer back in Stockholm when I was cleaning out our storage room that I found my precious 3 art stealing sisters. I must have read them atleast 30 times, usually during summer holiday...it was great times. Gawd, I feel like I am being all nostalgic and mushy emotions is pouring out from my soul. Maybe it is all the this jibberish drama I am watching but today I almost cried at the Korean restaurant when Erica wiped Cliffs hand after him spilling wine on himself...and ofcourse AJ had to give the "watch and learn woman" look although he denies it.
Anyways, if you guys wanna read some high quality manga try Cat´s eye. My cousin says it is vintage stuff but seriously this shit kept me thinking that when I grow up I will become a professional art thief with super long legs and very very big eyes.
No super powers
The protagonists of the series are the three beautiful Kisugi sisters — Rui, Hitomi and Ai — who run a café called Cat's Eye. The sisters lead a double life as a trio of highly skilled art thieves, leaving razor-thin "Cat's Eye" calling cards (adorned with a red cat emblem and capable of slicing through metal, skin and imbedding into concrete walls) at the scenes of their crimes. They steal works of art (mostly paintings) that belonged to their long-missing father, Michael Heinz, who was a famous art collector during the Nazi regime), in the hopes of him contacting them.
It was not until this summer back in Stockholm when I was cleaning out our storage room that I found my precious 3 art stealing sisters. I must have read them atleast 30 times, usually during summer holiday...it was great times. Gawd, I feel like I am being all nostalgic and mushy emotions is pouring out from my soul. Maybe it is all the this jibberish drama I am watching but today I almost cried at the Korean restaurant when Erica wiped Cliffs hand after him spilling wine on himself...and ofcourse AJ had to give the "watch and learn woman" look although he denies it.
Anyways, if you guys wanna read some high quality manga try Cat´s eye. My cousin says it is vintage stuff but seriously this shit kept me thinking that when I grow up I will become a professional art thief with super long legs and very very big eyes.
No super powers
onsdag 20 januari 2010
Drained
Need fluid, need sugar, nooooooooow.
I went to see Avatar in 3D last night with Maurien, yeah it was beautiful and all that but so frickin long that my ass got numb and I had to eat 30 shanghianese buns afterwards. This morning I woke up and was all dizzy n shit, AJ says it is because I m 'sick'...loosing alot of blood. So he is offering me McDelivery food and plenty of chili sauce.
I went to see Avatar in 3D last night with Maurien, yeah it was beautiful and all that but so frickin long that my ass got numb and I had to eat 30 shanghianese buns afterwards. This morning I woke up and was all dizzy n shit, AJ says it is because I m 'sick'...loosing alot of blood. So he is offering me McDelivery food and plenty of chili sauce.
tisdag 19 januari 2010
One of those days
I successfully slept for 15h and I went to bed before midnight, it must be all this anger that makes me sleep so much. When I woke up today the smell of bacon made me furious and than I also admit that pictures of happy couples holding oranges on facebook makes me wanna throw up. Even worse if the couple is equally ugly and went to some fancy university.
Now headache.
Now headache.
lördag 16 januari 2010
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I have updated my side elements and it was really hard to find pictures of Kimchi and hot asian boy. I also uploaded a new song for you guys to enjoy.
staying in tonight, got home at 5am this morning and watched a chinese game show until 7am. Me n Erica n co found a happy hour place that hold its HH from 1am until closing, a gem. We bought 8 beers before closing and sat outside an old shophouse until our ass were blue. Back that - what?- up! My fav. part of the night was when David was busting his balls.
*long silence*
Dave: " What kind of fruit do you like?"
Me: *constipated look on my face* and burst of into laugh
Dave: "I like watermelon". *pushes me into the sewers*
staying in tonight, got home at 5am this morning and watched a chinese game show until 7am. Me n Erica n co found a happy hour place that hold its HH from 1am until closing, a gem. We bought 8 beers before closing and sat outside an old shophouse until our ass were blue. Back that - what?- up! My fav. part of the night was when David was busting his balls.
*long silence*
Dave: " What kind of fruit do you like?"
Me: *constipated look on my face* and burst of into laugh
Dave: "I like watermelon". *pushes me into the sewers*
fredag 15 januari 2010
Asia madness or maybe just hot asian boys madness
AJ is getting old, he has been moaning the whole night because of his backpain and I didn't go to bed until 5am (watching chinese tv-show) but I did gave him a muscle rub before he went to sleep and this morning. He can't stand me listening to Mando-pop or K-pop for that matter but I don't think he can hear the difference anyways. To be honest I really wanted to be cool and only post this picture:
But the mission of becoming a true asian is taking it tools on me and I just have to post this as well:
Their Engrish is so fricking funny.
I’m sure I talked like that before at some point too, though. Haha
Gotta get ready for tonight, major Asian gathering. *Fighting* / *Add oil* Tihi
But the mission of becoming a true asian is taking it tools on me and I just have to post this as well:
OH MY SHOOPAH GURR NI SHI WO DE BABAY GURR
OH MY SHOOPAH GURR WO SHI NI DE SHOOPAH MAHN
Their Engrish is so fricking funny.
I’m sure I talked like that before at some point too, though. Haha
Gotta get ready for tonight, major Asian gathering. *Fighting* / *Add oil* Tihi
onsdag 13 januari 2010
Nuts
Andy thinks I have gone completely crazy, I am just embracing my Asian side. Pumping mando pop n k-pop all day long is considered to be a part of my culture education. No need to be worried that I would soon sleep with kimchi between my sheets and making dumplings in the morning.
måndag 11 januari 2010
söndag 10 januari 2010
sorry sorry
I just got back from China where blogspot is blocked by the great firewall of China. I was H1N1 all over the place and also got infected by the mando/korean pop music virus. I m a lost case now. To quote Aaron : " Korean boys are hot. but i don't know if it's a phase or you really want it. think about it, at the end of the day u will have no idea what the fuck he is saying. he will just break out in gay dance and you'll be like, is he serenading me or is he just a big homo doing a gay dance to lure other boys? it's confusing."
My new dancemove Solly solly solly solly :
My new dancemove Solly solly solly solly :
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