stay hungry. stay foolish

I found this in my old hard drive, it is a letter my finance teacher in portfolio theory sent us. His name is Mike Tam and I ran into him at the HK Peninsula hotel having high tea with a young hot female student. Muma was there as well with us and suggested that we should give Prof. Tam some Viagra as well. He did look quite uncomfortable when we ran into him. Anyways the letter he sent us was quite entertaining. Have good one folks;

I received this from an old high schoolmate today. Indeed worth posting on webct for your enjoyment or whatever! Wonder how many of you fancy having this kind of midterms one day. MT

Subject: Explanation of Hell

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it, too.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct.leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

Chanel-Paris-上海

Movie by Karl


Fashion show at the Bund 4th Dec 2009

Apparently I must have missed something, being in Singapore and going to B-celebrity fashion shows kind of makes me wanna forget about all the resort collections ready to wear junk.

Chanel with a chinoise touch. It's all about lacquer-red, hairpins, tassel jewellery, sheer fabric and very very oriental sexy. Karl will and always be a genius.

val dorcia

Last time I was in Tuscany


I got nothing better to do so I am checking out nice farm houses to rent for my future holiday in Tuscany. Where there is no fucking retard singaporeans but only sheeps, olive trees and unsalted bread.

Very tired of Asia....

Looks fade, don´t get too attached

SNAFU

Situation normal: All fucked up. Military term, very useful for banana.

Stomach disorder, not much appetite. Could be good for my casting next week. Or not.

5.30 Powerplate at Dempsey. It will shake the shit out of me

Yellow fewer

The Swedish Olympiad Math team, where 80% is of Chinese descendant. Btw. Mr Paul Vaderlind used to be my math teacher in college and he is the coolest professor I ever had. He is not bald or lame but ironic and dope! He is so Kevin Spacey in 21.
Also known as the man that brought Sudoku to Sweden.

Hutton style

When I grow older I want to be like Lauren

All work and no play makes him a very very sad guy

I went to Yoga yesterday after like um... 8month? It was not so bad besides that I got cramp 5 times, almost fainted(if it weren´t for the coffee I had before the class) and this morning I realized I got bruises on my back from my yoga mat. Yes, there are small purple/red squares on the back of my shoulders. Should I question my lifestyle? For fuck sake, I almost gave up on meat! Ok I should drink less, but on weekdays I only drink red wine... although a half a bottle per day could be considered borderline. I am smoking less and if I had snuff I would stop those disgusting sticks immediately. Cut down on the sugar? Nah. Some people are just not meant to be healthy. Take AJ for example, that man needs his fuel=whiskey on the rocks and red meat...and a bottle of gin on top of that. Without those components his cells will slowly give up on him and make him a very very boring man.



I am thinking about taking up on ballet again, imagining doing a Assemblé en tournant GRAND with a fag in my mouth. Classy!

Wonder-thought

Met a personal trainer on the Mad Men party on saturday that wanted to sell me a package of 5 sessions with him( a serbic former fitness guru called Zoran). I told Zoran that I don´t like to work out and I´m allergic to diets. The slavic man took his index finger and pierced it through my left boob and screamed : "I can make your breast more UP HERE!" Eeeeeh, should I say than I left the slavic walking stereoid and went to buy more fags at the nearest 7/11...

Sunday afternoon I showed up at AJs work beachparty wearing a push-up brah under my low-cut cropped amercan apparel top. I think the slavic finger got to me after all. Last time I ever used a wonder brah I had Tom Cruise on my wall and listened to Take That. I still listen to Take That. Damn, having ur boobs perking out there is like having a invisible VIP card into the club of the other sex. Never been a breast-philia because it feels like taking the easy way around. Its not like anyone ever worked hard to grow their boobs or anything. But u ladies out there flashing ur fleshy glory goddies, ur life must be easy.

xoxox

Fullmoon

There is two occasions per month when I should be locked inside of a closet. One, when I am ovulating. Hell yeah, it feels good to be a woman. Two, during the full moon. Like today. Don´t get me wrong, I don´t turn into a werewolf and shit like that. According to my horoscope today I am like the belted sandfish and this is the time to be more sexual active. Maybe it is the fact that I was born on the day when Taurus was licking Geminis ass (20 may) so horoscope never really made any sense for me. But The dude is sleeping like a baby and I m here all alone thinking about when this sexual energy will make a visit. Honestly I would like to bang alot of things and being in a monogamous relationship makes you wanna taste other meat more (seriously it´s scientifically proven). Jake, a 5 year old kid tasted my meat literally today...ran up to me after I got out of the car and licked my stomach and than said that I have a small tummy. Dude, that didn´t sound right... Must be the fullmoon.