tisdag 29 juni 2010
måndag 28 juni 2010
Dick-glow. Not to be confused with A Glowing Dick.

I slept through the whole train trip to GZ, felt like I havn´t slept in 4 days which is more or less true. It´s been wonderful and terrible in HK. Terrible cause I never spent much time in my bed but I guess it didn´t stop me walking around looking like a 6 year in a candy shop. Yes, I am embarrassed. Yes, I am foolish. Yes, the bags under my eyes is now bigger than my boobs. But who fucking cares as long as you got the Dick-glow. Dick-glow is new the botox. I just wanna know one thing thou, how long will it take before the Dick-glow fades completely? How do I get hold on more Dick-glow? Good that mama sent a big parcel with the essential remedies for a sore mind, it´s hard to say goodbye to old friends but even harder to new ones. Enuf said.
I m starring at the handbag I wished deadhard for my birthday, that Wang-thingy can make me come in a nano second. Talking about getting wet...dang it was juicy in the Kong. Not only did I jizz in my panties 55 times I also managed to be there when it frickin rained every day. Always remember thou, sex bruises are good bruises. I wonder if I can make love to my new bag.
Sayonara suckers!
lördag 26 juni 2010
let me hear your body talk

Apparently I look like shit, but still beautiful and ofcourse foolish. Leaving Singapore was painful, not in the sense of emotional wtihdrawl but more on the "passport missing shit shit shit" sense. It´s raining cats n dogs today, my new friend lent me his hotel umbrella and I took another stroll back to central. It´s fucking high summer and I see leather boots, too-rich-to-care is nice, but too-rich-to- notice-it’s-fucking- 90-degrees- outside-you- crazy-bitch is the way we like it. I would love to deliberate more about the grand encounters in the Kong but I am afraid it´s not safe for work so anyone interested out there may email me at: heissohotijustjizzedinmypants@jmail.com
over n def. out this time
onsdag 23 juni 2010
pink passport
i m in hk n the only thing i have been doing is running between embassies n consulates to get a new visa and a proper passport. the emergency one i got in Singapore only got two pages plus that I get questionned for 20min everytime I m at the immigration, yes I m talking about u asshole immigration guy at the Hk airport. Last night a guy jumped off Itais building and we saw the bodybag with lots of blood around it. This morning you can still see the spot they cleaned cause it got a different colour than the rest of the pavment. I still feel bad about the whole incident, why would someone do it, I think about his family and today I even called my dad and told him about it cause I really felt uneasy the whole day. When things like this happens you really look at life in a different way. Things has been weird and difficult for everyone lately and I guess it has to do with the Lunar Eclipse on the 26th.
söndag 20 juni 2010
I am allergic to horses
If every wknd could be like this i could consider stay here in singapore...or nah, dont think so。 Last night was wonderful, could be because of the company and the excessive drinking and dancing. This morning I woke up and realized that I wont be able to process vertically at all, passed out at my friends place and ended up in a cab going for lunch looking like last nights pick up, thanks for the tee mr pretencious. Going for a late brunch at a hip place in hooker heels, pink mini skirt and a grey over sized tee is glamorous in its own way. I need to get my nicotine patch NOW.
puss
puss
fredag 18 juni 2010
ööh?

People got way too much time for nonsense. *click on the picture for a example of a desperate stranger*
I dont even know this guy, maybe the latest thing is hitting on random people having garage sales...seriously.
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