Looks fade, don´t get too attached

SNAFU

Situation normal: All fucked up. Military term, very useful for banana.

Stomach disorder, not much appetite. Could be good for my casting next week. Or not.

5.30 Powerplate at Dempsey. It will shake the shit out of me

Yellow fewer

The Swedish Olympiad Math team, where 80% is of Chinese descendant. Btw. Mr Paul Vaderlind used to be my math teacher in college and he is the coolest professor I ever had. He is not bald or lame but ironic and dope! He is so Kevin Spacey in 21.
Also known as the man that brought Sudoku to Sweden.

Hutton style

When I grow older I want to be like Lauren

All work and no play makes him a very very sad guy

I went to Yoga yesterday after like um... 8month? It was not so bad besides that I got cramp 5 times, almost fainted(if it weren´t for the coffee I had before the class) and this morning I realized I got bruises on my back from my yoga mat. Yes, there are small purple/red squares on the back of my shoulders. Should I question my lifestyle? For fuck sake, I almost gave up on meat! Ok I should drink less, but on weekdays I only drink red wine... although a half a bottle per day could be considered borderline. I am smoking less and if I had snuff I would stop those disgusting sticks immediately. Cut down on the sugar? Nah. Some people are just not meant to be healthy. Take AJ for example, that man needs his fuel=whiskey on the rocks and red meat...and a bottle of gin on top of that. Without those components his cells will slowly give up on him and make him a very very boring man.



I am thinking about taking up on ballet again, imagining doing a Assemblé en tournant GRAND with a fag in my mouth. Classy!

Wonder-thought

Met a personal trainer on the Mad Men party on saturday that wanted to sell me a package of 5 sessions with him( a serbic former fitness guru called Zoran). I told Zoran that I don´t like to work out and I´m allergic to diets. The slavic man took his index finger and pierced it through my left boob and screamed : "I can make your breast more UP HERE!" Eeeeeh, should I say than I left the slavic walking stereoid and went to buy more fags at the nearest 7/11...

Sunday afternoon I showed up at AJs work beachparty wearing a push-up brah under my low-cut cropped amercan apparel top. I think the slavic finger got to me after all. Last time I ever used a wonder brah I had Tom Cruise on my wall and listened to Take That. I still listen to Take That. Damn, having ur boobs perking out there is like having a invisible VIP card into the club of the other sex. Never been a breast-philia because it feels like taking the easy way around. Its not like anyone ever worked hard to grow their boobs or anything. But u ladies out there flashing ur fleshy glory goddies, ur life must be easy.

xoxox

Fullmoon

There is two occasions per month when I should be locked inside of a closet. One, when I am ovulating. Hell yeah, it feels good to be a woman. Two, during the full moon. Like today. Don´t get me wrong, I don´t turn into a werewolf and shit like that. According to my horoscope today I am like the belted sandfish and this is the time to be more sexual active. Maybe it is the fact that I was born on the day when Taurus was licking Geminis ass (20 may) so horoscope never really made any sense for me. But The dude is sleeping like a baby and I m here all alone thinking about when this sexual energy will make a visit. Honestly I would like to bang alot of things and being in a monogamous relationship makes you wanna taste other meat more (seriously it´s scientifically proven). Jake, a 5 year old kid tasted my meat literally today...ran up to me after I got out of the car and licked my stomach and than said that I have a small tummy. Dude, that didn´t sound right... Must be the fullmoon.