Just dance...or maybe laugh

I am back in town (Singapore) and stayed in bed the whole Monday, well besides when Carol was changing the bedsheets. Tuesday was pure pain, pain in my head, pain in my stomach, pain in my conscious. Not that I have done something inappropriate but because the reality is creeping up on me like a ridiculous Incan pipecleaner lady in mom jeans from Winnipeg. Boo-fucking-hoo you think, Yuling is back in Singapore and the suffering starts here. I was at my embassy this morning to get my new passport, I really didn't want to leave the house but because of my Indonesia trip this weekend I forced myself up very early(10.30am) and stepped into the shower with the hair still smelling like yesterday nights binge. On my old passport picture I look like a Persian transvestite, on the one I picked up today I look like a FAT Persian transvestite - with good skin thou. Goosh I love b/w pictures.

AJ came with me because being away from me for 10 days have the amazing effect of "I'm sticking with you. 'Cos I'm made out of glue. Anything that you might do. I'm gonna do too". He is a cool companion, even if he looks like he needs benzo more than me. I guess his outburst makes me keeping it cool. I told him this morning in the cab that sometimes you just have to laugh, it's like North Korean state-sanctioned Karaoke...all the songs are crap so just keep on singing and dancing.

Back in Singapore

I will devote monday and tuesday to rest up from my trip.

My dick is still VIP and your dick needs ID

Xoxo

going going going!

It´s 2am n I just finished packing! The birthday felt better than I expected and AJ really broke his ass for this one, god sometimes I don´t know if I should marry him or preserve him in a bottle of absolute. Anyways, not much going on lately besides work work and work...not the business intelligent consultant bullshit job I had before but more decent bullshit modelling work. yeah, it is going faster now and it´s easier once you know a bunch of peeps in this industry...and if there are some weirdos out there!

update on my trip later. now I need to shave my leg or something.

Boredom breed creativity

Whatever happens in this country stays in this country, the sad truth is that nothing much happens on this island. Just as the other day when I was at the museum checking out the new Lacroix exhibition and decided to kill my boredom by committing image suicide...unfortunately Aaron decided to make this moment forever. No more pictures from now on people! Videos rocks

if the pills could paint

"Valium"




I got a million stuff to do and all I can think about is to mix wine with pills. Aaron is still staying at my place and you don´t see him until 2pm, yeah that's when he hits the shower. We live in shift here at my place, AJ wakes up at 7am, me three hours later which is fine cause usually AJ is back for lunch...and I am having breakfast. Aaron shines up at 2pm and has his breakfast and at that time AJ is napping n I m eating my second meal of the day.

*kids screaming outside the door*

Me - fucking hell, why can't the monsters be more like the Chinese kids...on Valium u know. These ones are like on E.
Aaron- that's because they have to look for diamonds.....they are from Africa riiiiight?

This reminded me of Leonardo Di Caprio who kind of looks like Josh Hartnett, which apparently partied in HK with this Swedish male model that's from my mother agency. I wonder if they made out.

je suis un festis

THis wknd was good, I just realized I don´t care that much anymore. When does the bus come, whatever, is it going to rain, whatever, will I be happy, maybe...whatever. Bonnie left yesterday after having too much food and too little of fucking. Me and Aaron had planned to let her pussy having a joyride with AJs midget portuguese tennis star. Unfortunately Bonnie was dry as the Sahara, not even us lubricating the conversation helped. Apparently the danish pastry is more tasty than the portugeuse cheese. Too strong I guess.

We went to BED and it was full of MILFs, no wonder that one of AJs client recommended it. Than Zouk, where I saw a teenage asian boy puke right on the bartender. He was actually puking and ordering a drink at the same time. Impressive.
AJ insisted in buying everyone champagne which could have been glamorous if we didn´t ended up at the drive-thru McDonalds 6am, ordering hashbrowns. Not so Moet after all.

it's a hardknock life

Aaron is here and we have been chilling most of the times, he wakes up at 1pm and me two hours before...AJ at 6am. We work in shifts here. Arnold is on TV talking about bringing in 1.6Billion USD in tax money by legalizing pot, I wish that folks would be creative like this and not only during this economic "tsunami". I have been a bad girl by not going to any of my castings, I want to get out of my contract with the agency and gaining weight just sounded too much like a career suicide. I have been doing alot shots lately for some reason, work just pours in suddenly and all I want to do is laying by the pool and watch AJs penis floating in the azul blue water, it does makes his balls smell like chlorine thou.

Tomo Bonnie flies in from HK and I can't wait to see her and ask her how it feels like to fuck a danish pastry.