Jinan - where Im related to a whole village

I am visiting my grandma (dads side) in Jinan until Thursday. Last night me and Andrew got semi-drunk at Dr Wine, we took a strole in the concession n found a wallet that belonged to someone that he apparently knows... I went out with a boy the other day that told me that one of his buddy in the states knows someone that knows me... Either this world is very very small or he is stalking me. Problably both.

Landed this morning in Jinan with a hungover n blood coming out of my vagina, was passing out every other minute and went out to have a ciggy break. A kid in crotchless pants pees on me. This is the country I wanna move to. Yepp. I think I should just go back to Sweden where pants covers the crotch and the world is even smaller. naaaaahhh

pre-peeing face of a chinese infant

post-peeing face of a chinese infant