H is for "High-vaisted Jeans"

I need the new issue of Marie Clarie, with Bruno contributing some intelligent thoughts into the fashion world.

"A is for Austria, ze most amazing place in Europe. Ve're all proud of our country und are raised to try and achieve ze Austrian dream - find a job, get a dungeon und raise a family in it."

Or

S is for "September 11th 2001": "Famous, of course, for being ze day on vich Oscar de la Renta reintroduced ze chambray peasant blouse."

And

Madonna, Naomi Campbell and Vogue editor Anna Wintour were all comedy targets.
A "little black child" is "zis seasons's vardrobe essential", Bruno wrote in reference to Madonna's attempt to adopt a second Malawian baby, while Wintour is likened to a "pre-op trannie". Of Campbell, he said: "She's amazing - twenty years in ze business und all ze pressure und fame hasn't changed her a bit - she's remained a total bitch."