At the airport

At Changi showing a sandwich right now, will be in Hk tonight being naughty with Itai n Bonnie. Haha! Tomo I will try to get to my grandmas with a visa in one cancelled passport and one new passport. Wish me luck. The CCP could be generous because it's the 60th anniversary of the communist party or they could put me in a women prison n have my ass raped by some butchy lesbian with shaved head.

There are some mini French fries playing next me n it's alot "allez allez" going on there.

Btw I will be China for one week which means no blogging. It's still banned! I will not be updating here until the 8th unless I get deported back immediately tomo. Well, that would be one hell of a story.

Laters suckers!

Blur

photos: etsy

Grand Prix by night

We went to the F1 nightrace this wknd and I saw one crash and one overtake the rest was just madly loud car engine sounds, even with the earplugs it was massive. It was mostly aussies, asians and singaporean expats...not many americans thoug, I guess they are idiots that only watches nascar. Not my dear friend Cliff thou, but we all know he goes to F1 because it is flashy and because of all the parties. AJ saw Lindsay Lohan at the Simple Minds concert, Sam Ronson was dj-ing at some party at the national museum. NERD sucked and I tried really hard to find Nick Carter at the race but I guess he was blowing Pharrels holy.

Update: here is an picture for all you illiterate peeps out there.

Motorbike racer in practise

Punished for gluttony

M. is coming over for dinner, she is late but it´s alright because this time I outdid myself. Fresh flowers, candlelight, three course dinner, white wine, red wine, cocktail(vodka coke, but anyways!) and special guestroom soap from Japan. AJ asked me if I got a date with a guy... he should know by now that I will never work my ass of for a dude. Right now I am sitting in the dark in the very white livingroom and there is a unpleasant feeling of fatigue showering over the back of my head, abit like a ticking clock that goes slower by every minute. I better go and check on the lobster bisque.

I think this is better than being on Valium.

Remedy

My remedy for this dark day, here’s the riddle:




The answer: Plaths' Bell Jar and Tranquilizer

Porn

jag gillar att titta på mig själv när jag skiter=I like to look at myself when I shit

by irwin penn
I think I am going blind, I told him outside the bookstore. The smell of the sweat that was perspiring heavenly from him made my stomach clench and for a second I thought everything was going black. If I pass out here I hope someone will bring me home, maybe I should write a small note with my address on it and put it in my pocket, or maybe my bag considering I am wearing faux-jean leggins with no pockets. The rain is pouring down and I can't see a thing again.