today me n aj(fuck u i know u dont like me writing about u so FUCK U) went for villa hunting, we need a place to stay for the next three days and i hooked us up with some villa in a village next by. we walked like for an hour through the jungle, got chased by rapies dogs and fucking avianflu chickens. when we finally arrived it was like a fucking madness in the village, aj just looked at me and screamed " I m not staying here, no fucking way". I looked at the chickens, some rapies dogs and said to AJ "please hold me, I am scared". So there we where in the mid of fucking nowhere with no one speaking english and a whole frickin indonesia village laughing at us because they problably thought we were making out or something....yeah the chicken shit made us horny. I told one of the young boy that was dressed in a traditional balinese suit(colorful manskirt) to get me Wayan the manager of the villas, and off he went on is bike. When Wayan showed up I was like, PLEASE TAKE ME AWAY FROM HERE. I told him what a hell it was to get here and he showed us this ugly villa which had a roof that aj hit his head 15 times on. what a motherfucking disaster i thought to myself. aj just stod there in his white wifebeater and burberry swimshorts - sooooo not jungle jorge.
BUT we found a beautiful villa nearby that was designed by Wayan as well that overlooks the ricefield and got a pool, so tomo we are going deep into the jungle. no internet for three days n than Uluwatu!
tisdag 21 juli 2009
fredag 17 juli 2009
here in ubud bali
our neighbours. i m sitting here on our terrace looking at the flower decoration our maid Nyoman did this morning and I am thinking we should live like this everyday, minus the spider I just crushed with my left ass chick. Ubud is pretty relaxing, I crashed the bed at 10pm and slept a solid 12hour before AJ screamed NYOMAN HAS MADE BREAKFAST!!!! WAKEUP U MONSTER!!! He also told me that our astrologist neighbour is holding some hippie workshop and the Aussies that lives close to us is attending her "masturbation with the starts" conference. That's what he thinks it is when 50 hippie gets together, they masturbate to the sound of frogs and come together. Literally.
we got free Internet which is a good surprise considering we are in the frickin rice field jungle. We climbed 90 indiana-jones-steps last night after AJ paid 7usd for a toblerone bar(read Rip-off). He had a T-bone for dinner and I was eyeing his food all the time while I was eating my very balinese fish with rice. Seriously, who the fuck comes to Indonesia and have a T-bone, probably Henrik back home in Sweden, but he also thinks meat should be on the bottom of the food pyramid.
sayonara bitches!
torsdag 16 juli 2009
3.31am
I cant sleep and I got a flight to catch in three hours. The trip to Sweden was awsome, besides when I reached for my Iphone that I accidently dropped in the toilet - after I did my business. Lin is coming over to Bali for one week and she is staying with us, we are planning to eye molest surfers and eat well. Me and AJ are going to spend our first week in Ubud, some hippie wannabe place, just to be like Goa in the 60s, well, all the places just to be like Goa in the 60s. U get what I mean.
I still can´t get over the fact that being unemployed in Sweden still gives u enough cash to buy YSL shoes, on sale. I think I will move back soon, I need new shoes.
xoxo
söndag 5 juli 2009
in sweden
yo hoes n pimps out there. Im in Stockholm n busy with being swedish so I will be a bit not here but I promise to update u guys on more in just a couple of days.
hejdå
hejdå
onsdag 24 juni 2009
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." -Oscar Wilde
very important stuff going on today. it feels like it is going to hell already, what the fuck I will just bear it out. tell u guys later.
söndag 21 juni 2009
fredag 19 juni 2009
I hate the feeling of going to sleep almost starving, but I love the feeling of waking up knowing I made it.
Read and take notes bitches!
Go to yajanda.blogspot.com for more
I was a fat kid. Puppy fat, isn't that what you call it? I loved sweets, chocolate, food, coke. I was a healthy kid, children should eat. The human being is not supposed to be skin and bones. But I was chubby, and being chubby was not acceptable in a society of pro-skinniness.
The first time I lost weight was when my mom got a brain tumor and was dying, I was so depressed I couldn't eat and ever since, I link food with emotions, I feel bad - cannot eat, I feel good - can eat.
But I have to admit, I do have problems, sometimes serious problems with food. And I disgust myself for having it.
But who doesn't wanna be anorectic and totally fab?! Here are my tips for the one who needs to lose weight, for those who are tired of the - "exercise and eat healthy" - bullshit. Here are some real good tippy-tips for you who seriously want to get rid of those extra pounds.
1. NEVER EAT FUCKING BREAKFAST. I drink black coffee till I feel sick, when lunch is served, take a nice walk around the neighbourhood. Suck on a lolly pop or some shit. And drink more coffe.
2. STAY AWAY FROM FUCKING HOME. Imagine being alone home, there's only you and the fridge, nobody except God will watch you pig out like a swine, and maybe you're not even religious. If you're not home, you don't have access to the food. (unless you pig out at McDonald's, but God forbid).
Get a job instead or work as a volounteer.
3. GET A PARTNER WHO VERBALLY FUCKING ABUSES YOU. ´The times I've been skinniest have been when I've been in a relationship with some sadistic man who pinches my "fat" aka "skin" and talks about beautiful skinny girls he's seen on the subway or downtown or such, only to make me jealous. And women are raised to satisfy, it's deeply rooted in our minds and of course we'll do everything and anything to keep our men, to make them see us, to make them stay with us. Oh, poor us women. And fuck the macho, as Svetlana would put it. (I love you Svetlana Loboda).
4. Whenever you eat, eat whatever you want. If you wanna drink double cream, go for it. Just don't have any meals of real food. I can't remember last time a had a good, healthy meal. I just eat candy, chips, junk, trash, drugs, air...
Back on track, DINNER. Watch out for the big no no; I haven't eaten all day, I can afford piggying out. NO, YOU CAN'T. I hate the feeling of going to sleep almost starving, but I love the feeling of waking up knowing I made it.
5. Start using all kinds of weightloss drugs and COFFEE. The pills work, believe me. But it comes with a price, your health. (But who gives a fuck about fucking health??) Maybe they're just placebo, but for me they work, at least mentally.
Go to yajanda.blogspot.com for more
I was a fat kid. Puppy fat, isn't that what you call it? I loved sweets, chocolate, food, coke. I was a healthy kid, children should eat. The human being is not supposed to be skin and bones. But I was chubby, and being chubby was not acceptable in a society of pro-skinniness.
The first time I lost weight was when my mom got a brain tumor and was dying, I was so depressed I couldn't eat and ever since, I link food with emotions, I feel bad - cannot eat, I feel good - can eat.
But I have to admit, I do have problems, sometimes serious problems with food. And I disgust myself for having it.
But who doesn't wanna be anorectic and totally fab?! Here are my tips for the one who needs to lose weight, for those who are tired of the - "exercise and eat healthy" - bullshit. Here are some real good tippy-tips for you who seriously want to get rid of those extra pounds.
1. NEVER EAT FUCKING BREAKFAST. I drink black coffee till I feel sick, when lunch is served, take a nice walk around the neighbourhood. Suck on a lolly pop or some shit. And drink more coffe.
2. STAY AWAY FROM FUCKING HOME. Imagine being alone home, there's only you and the fridge, nobody except God will watch you pig out like a swine, and maybe you're not even religious. If you're not home, you don't have access to the food. (unless you pig out at McDonald's, but God forbid).
Get a job instead or work as a volounteer.
3. GET A PARTNER WHO VERBALLY FUCKING ABUSES YOU. ´The times I've been skinniest have been when I've been in a relationship with some sadistic man who pinches my "fat" aka "skin" and talks about beautiful skinny girls he's seen on the subway or downtown or such, only to make me jealous. And women are raised to satisfy, it's deeply rooted in our minds and of course we'll do everything and anything to keep our men, to make them see us, to make them stay with us. Oh, poor us women. And fuck the macho, as Svetlana would put it. (I love you Svetlana Loboda).
4. Whenever you eat, eat whatever you want. If you wanna drink double cream, go for it. Just don't have any meals of real food. I can't remember last time a had a good, healthy meal. I just eat candy, chips, junk, trash, drugs, air...
Back on track, DINNER. Watch out for the big no no; I haven't eaten all day, I can afford piggying out. NO, YOU CAN'T. I hate the feeling of going to sleep almost starving, but I love the feeling of waking up knowing I made it.
5. Start using all kinds of weightloss drugs and COFFEE. The pills work, believe me. But it comes with a price, your health. (But who gives a fuck about fucking health??) Maybe they're just placebo, but for me they work, at least mentally.
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