Jinan - where Im related to a whole village

I am visiting my grandma (dads side) in Jinan until Thursday. Last night me and Andrew got semi-drunk at Dr Wine, we took a strole in the concession n found a wallet that belonged to someone that he apparently knows... I went out with a boy the other day that told me that one of his buddy in the states knows someone that knows me... Either this world is very very small or he is stalking me. Problably both.

Landed this morning in Jinan with a hungover n blood coming out of my vagina, was passing out every other minute and went out to have a ciggy break. A kid in crotchless pants pees on me. This is the country I wanna move to. Yepp. I think I should just go back to Sweden where pants covers the crotch and the world is even smaller. naaaaahhh

pre-peeing face of a chinese infant

post-peeing face of a chinese infant

au revoir shanghai for four days

please dont hate me for not writing. let me put it this way, in 2 month I made the first shopping spree today. that must tell you something about how busy I've been. mother dropped by this wknd cause she is "worried" about me. worried about if my bed is comfortable enough, if the food i indulge in is organic enough and the men i see single enough. mother tells me that she know married men, and a few of them are happy but she doesnt know one who wouldn't fall down the first open hole running after the first pretty girl that gave him a wink. winking is so 1997. i dont wink and i dont fall for married men. i tell her i met a boy that gives me celery instead of flowers and that he is not married. i tell her that my ex-bf wrote me a email the other day n called me a "psychopath fuck". I find it funny considering he is the one moving to Sweden and I try as hard as I can to run away from him. I am no psycho but I do like to fuck. Im not having my fair share of ass thou.

my collegaue sent me this to me by email cause he thought it reminded of me. great.

i ddnt do much this wknd besides hanging around with married men, my pal alex tells me that im like the happy meal for older men. its a win-win situation, i get my portion of wisdom n their get their dose of ego-boost with extra fries. might as well ride this one out when i still got two slenders n knee caps that doesnt pop out everytime i bend n snap.

got to go n pack...my life in a suitcase

the best love stories are tragedies

he shot me down.

i hit the ground

i got the nastiest stomach flue. working from sickbed.

my mum is here to take care of me.

i've been a very very bad girl.

putain here we go again

Walk up to him casually and say "Hey you dont rmba me but I rmba you, you are S´s friend. Oh well just wanted to say hi" And than dont let him get a chance to reply but walk away. Thats how the night started at the anniversary party and it ended up with me taking a cab at 5pm the day after in somebody elses flipflop and no panties to be found underneath my dress. I could have just walked to him and said hey sleep with me but I promised myself never do that again cause guys seem to fall in love with me everytime I pull that one out. So I decided to leave the place n the boy and let the night carry me away. 1h later Im with the topheavy management team I absolutely never met before in a club and Im telling their MD that he is not allowed to touch my ass. I tell him I need to go to the bathroom to roll one and I take this opportunity to escape from this orgy that was about to happen. Only thing is that I run into this guy that I kind of thought was cute from the party and he asks me where Im going and I pursue him to take me to his office. I must admit their office looks more organized than ours. We hit it up to the 26th floor and who would have thought that I would end up smoking a joint in their office with their business director trying to get into my pants. Its hard to block a cock when you are stoned, even harder if the cock is hard. But I m strong willed and I havnt given up on that cute ABC I first flirted with at the party that played truth or dare with me and walked into 7/11 and asked for expired condoms. Now ladies and gentlemen please take out ur notebooks and listen n learn.

I calls up the cute ABC from a random phone in his office and tell him that Im going to leave my panties on his desk so would he please tell me where he sits. He tells me to get my ass to his place asap instead of fooling around there and asks me HOW THE FUCK did u get in. Magic, its all magic. I leave my panties on his desk and walks away.

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