Asia madness or maybe just hot asian boys madness

AJ is getting old, he has been moaning the whole night because of his backpain and I didn't go to bed until 5am (watching chinese tv-show) but I did gave him a muscle rub before he went to sleep and this morning. He can't stand me listening to Mando-pop or K-pop for that matter but I don't think he can hear the difference anyways. To be honest I really wanted to be cool and only post this picture:



But the mission of becoming a true asian is taking it tools on me and I just have to post this as well:

OH MY SHOOPAH GURR NI SHI WO DE BABAY GURR
OH MY SHOOPAH GURR WO SHI NI DE SHOOPAH MAHN

Their Engrish is so fricking funny.

I’m sure I talked like that before at some point too, though. Haha

Gotta get ready for tonight, major Asian gathering. *Fighting* / *Add oil* Tihi

Nuts

Andy thinks I have gone completely crazy, I am just embracing my Asian side. Pumping mando pop n k-pop all day long is considered to be a part of my culture education. No need to be worried that I would soon sleep with kimchi between my sheets and making dumplings in the morning.

sorry sorry

I just got back from China where blogspot is blocked by the great firewall of China. I was H1N1 all over the place and also got infected by the mando/korean pop music virus. I m a lost case now. To quote Aaron : " Korean boys are hot. but i don't know if it's a phase or you really want it. think about it, at the end of the day u will have no idea what the fuck he is saying. he will just break out in gay dance and you'll be like, is he serenading me or is he just a big homo doing a gay dance to lure other boys? it's confusing."



My new dancemove Solly solly solly solly :

stay hungry. stay foolish

I found this in my old hard drive, it is a letter my finance teacher in portfolio theory sent us. His name is Mike Tam and I ran into him at the HK Peninsula hotel having high tea with a young hot female student. Muma was there as well with us and suggested that we should give Prof. Tam some Viagra as well. He did look quite uncomfortable when we ran into him. Anyways the letter he sent us was quite entertaining. Have good one folks;

I received this from an old high schoolmate today. Indeed worth posting on webct for your enjoyment or whatever! Wonder how many of you fancy having this kind of midterms one day. MT

Subject: Explanation of Hell

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it, too.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct.leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

Chanel-Paris-上海

Movie by Karl


Fashion show at the Bund 4th Dec 2009

Apparently I must have missed something, being in Singapore and going to B-celebrity fashion shows kind of makes me wanna forget about all the resort collections ready to wear junk.

Chanel with a chinoise touch. It's all about lacquer-red, hairpins, tassel jewellery, sheer fabric and very very oriental sexy. Karl will and always be a genius.

val dorcia

Last time I was in Tuscany


I got nothing better to do so I am checking out nice farm houses to rent for my future holiday in Tuscany. Where there is no fucking retard singaporeans but only sheeps, olive trees and unsalted bread.

Very tired of Asia....