Lonely mini vacation

I spent this weekend all by myself in Indonesia...Some quality time with my new best friend, that would be Lucky Strike which they totally should start to distribute in Singapore. I arrived 10am and the resort arranged a private pick-up because I was the only guest arriving at that time (!). We are talking about Club Med which can host more than 400guests and considering it is Singapore School holiday and that there are only 7 resorts on Bintan Island the chances to be the only guest arriving is as small as a Japanese penis.

The moment I arrived the attention was on me and the speculations started, I have been to this resort before (two weeks ago) and the staff are very warm and nice people. Some of them recognized me and for the rest I was just "that chain smoking tall girl staying in a suite by herself". I also made the title as "that chain smoking lonely housewife whose rich husband probably fucks Thai whores on his lunch break".

While the fat dads by the pool was thinking if I give good head, their daiquiri sipping wives were imagining how my head would look like on a stick. Fortunately I had Rio. Rio comes from Jakarta and he is so gay he sweat glitter. He is also the in-house babysitter at the resort. We spent the eve drinking Gin N Tonic and smoking away one stodgy after another one. He would share his crazy stories about spring break kids in Club Med Cancun and I would ask him which is his favourite guy in The Village people. We YMCA-ed away the night until I could barely feel my under body anymore.

This morning I woke up and realized in the powder room that my pee smelled like Bombay Sapphire (Gin). I will take that as a sign for having a great weekend - by myself.