i don't like blonde boys

since steph came to down our life has gone totally fucking loco. from getting picked up by dutch blood cocks to talking about sexual intercourse for a good 6h. last night took the grand prize thou, we can all agree upon that.

i draw a cock necklace on mr fellatios neckline with the japanese shower cream jules got and he looked pretty swell while i was laughing my wet arse off in the bathtub. no one knew how long we were standing there like two idiots but we agreed upon putting the shower head back. fellatio asked me to dry myself in front of him and once again i felt like i fulfilled another one of his wet dreams. we falls asleep with our face spraying a bad amount of hangover breath at each other. totally romantic if it wouldn't be the fact that he is a 22 yr old stallion and Im a 28 yr old minx. than the most impossible thing happened this morning around 9am. mr story writer is knocking on my front door, demanding me to open up. sadly i became the ego bitch i am and told him to fuck off or i will call the police. not until i told him he is disturbing my morning sex he left. i go back to bed while fellatio is giving me the funny face "u drive all men crazy eh"? we go back to sleep and drinks espresso while we freeze together downstairs in my ikea kitchen.

while this was taken place steph and jules was sucking kfc chickens somewhere else in town. we are all sluts and for some its a period but for us we a re permanently damaged. God won't punish us (julie blames her cold on it). i think i miss sweden and thats why i kissed a blondie today. i don't like blonde boys.