i wake up n i go to work

played tennis with my koreans last night. i think i not only lost my healthy perspective about what a relationship should be in China, my nasty backhand is gone as well. my bff Norris in beijing made a playlist for me and right now n kci n jojo is playing the background, its swell to know that there is someone out there that takes his time to be mean to you. i wanna gossip about work but honestly there is not much juice there, besides that the breakfast we get is a-class, organic yes, we recycle, u bet! thats how pretentious we are.

my n me koreans were having a size-issue talk last night when H-J suddenly burst out n drop the line " i got a pretty small one". Dude, i totally under-estimated u, its not how deep the ocean is, its how well u rock the boat! his backhand is a killer btw.

my swedish mama n papa is out in the archipelago again n i m anticipating for them to come back so we can watch the Borgias together. its like Dallas mixed with medieval soft porn.


watching this with adults can be somewhat embarrassing.