the first week back in the Hai has been rather jetlagged, drunk and sleepy. monday night simon calls me and makes me dump my date, 2h later he picked me up and handled me a invitation card thick as woodboard. apparently scarlet tjohansson was in town for the moet anniversary party n the night ended up pretty alright besides that some random 50 something taiwanese guy gave me a ride home in his leather smelling sportscar. his friends assured me that it is safer to bum a ride with him than getting in to a shady cab. surprisnginly i didnt feel that cheap.
im still in the search to make girlfriends. a guy told me last night that im a girl with a dudes personality, maybe thats my problem. i just want to find somebody i can share a strawberry milkshake with and maybe swap some hello kitty stickers on sundays.
tuesday is officially the wingwoman day. two 21 yr olds nyu exchange girls dressed in matching colors(not the exiciting ones), 4 bottles of champagne and me lubricating the conversation. exhaustasting? noooooooo
last night vico, law and me were exchanging stories about various weird sexual encounters. but it wasnt later until mr tibet joined us that the grande prize was finally awarded. his whole speech on how the communistic party has spent millions of rmb on teaching pandas how to have a proper intercourse made me wet and I feel so ful of shit right now I think I will just sit in tonight and read anais nin.
Luftputebåten min er full av ål! Forget 2Pac & Houellebecq: you are Anais Nin and David Attenborough in one! Panda's... really! Hey Banana, you still got it! Have a good weekend.
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