i rather stay home and dye my eyebrows than date you

I woke up this noon after my grandma came in and told me that I would be late for the auction. Mother thought going to an auction when its raining is way too decadent for me. And I thought mothers knew their daughters. I told my new found friend last night that I hope to see him in formal clothing in 2 weeks as for now I have only had the priviligie to watch him in lacoste shirts and naked. Sex without love is just healthy exercise. Pure love is pure nonsense.