monday

yo sucker! im running like a labmouse on crack these days. in one week ill be in motherland again, a lil bit of daddy to start with. than we got queen ks wedding that is turning out to be the reunion of the century. ulrik just holla-ed at me from copenhagen and he is sorry that my lovelife consists of oversubscription of relationships and one heart broken in 1000 pieces. so i told him he should be happy that he still fucks his gf more than once per week. he calls me a heartbreaker and I insists on being the one with the broken heart. this is the man that used to sneak me into his post-grad dorms 7 in the morning and let me take as many of his painkillers as I wanted. bros before hos. wooooooord!

gotta run. laters lovers and fuckers.