torsdag 12 maj 2011

homedelivered vodka with valium por favor

fricking thursday. everything that can wrong will go wrong. i m problably the worst person when it comes to adapting to new circumstances when it comes to my personal business. being one hot mess (thanks ms chung) still means Im a mess. And lately I havnt being spreading around much of my hotness. more like im so stressed i sweat like im in menopause. and i think the 30s is finally knocking on my door, everything i eat seems to go to the arse and hips. my hip is literally ripping apart my panties, atleast someone is ripping it apart.

whats my name? banana? please dont step on me cause ill make you fall.

one thought just came to my mind, if sleep is so important why the hell does the yoga mornig classes has to start so bloody early. i need to have time to smoke my 5 cigarettes before exercise.

now some mingle with my ex-consulting firm. my ex-file is bursting, personal and professional. i am a stable person. promise.

and i will be expecting drunken calls this wknd from u all, my last wknd in swedenland for this summer! holla at me 0046707732857 --------------------------- bisou

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