10 things i hate about you
1. making love until the whole album ends
2. blowjob in the museum. no need to beg me
3. “i don’t mean this in a bad way…” is an intro that does not exist in our vocabulary/conversation
4. gaining weight and feel good about it
5. smoking two packs a day and feel good about it
6. you catching a glimpse of my sweat stain, vadge stain, or camel toe makes me want you more
7. that salty taste that can make my heart jump over a beat is just sodium chloride
8. fuck like you have the biggest dick in the world
9. thank you for the daily mental botox
10. the way you look, talk, walk, blink, breath...
If this is how it feels like to hate someone than I want to hate you forever :)
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