"I see annoying people"

The treetops looks like a giant soft green mattresse, that's how it looks like from my balcony sometimes. My friend tell me she thinks I am suicidal. I feel I am close to the nature.

I went to have a haircut today and I am not sure if it's my new cut or the fact that I am sporting hotpants...anyways, this guy was running after me in Holland village. I thought I dropped something so I stopped and gave him the curious "what the heck do you want" look, well I didn't drop anything and what came out from his mouth was the worst pick-up line of the century. I didn't know if he wanted to give me a job or buying me lunch. I went to buy my own lunch and to be honest I don't feel good when this happens, it makes me feel cheap. So all you handsome guys out there, the best way to make a move on me is simply don't make one.