fredag 12 mars 2010

TRON Legacy and Daft Punk


Can you believe this? If you are into science fiction and thinks good graphic is like porn(read. Frottage) you gonna love this!
Science fiction AND Daft Punk....pure joy.

ass,titties ass,titties ass ass,titties

Leave me alone you imbeciles out there or you want to die?!



I just found a new favourite expression, "Want to die?" You can think of it as a more hardcore "Don't make me come over and slap you". Seriously, you can use it in any situations anytime. Try it for yourself, on the bus, in class, at the supermarket. Someone pushes u on the bus and apologizes, you take a quick look at that person and says with a cold voice "Want to die?". I am sure no one will touch you on the bus ever again. The white Valley kids of Singapore is getting better service than you in the restaurant/bar/country club, cause after all you are just another yellow chap that got an fancy accident, you go up to the Withnail Van Halen wannabes and ask him "Want to die?" and than signs your bill with his membership account number.

Michael, don't worry I am not depressed. I have grown out of my depression and is actively engaging in some serious anger kungfu fighting. I don't hate myself but I do get disgusted by humorless cosmo-drinking normys out there. I hate American girls but I do love to see some yankee tramp to take back the good name of American sluttiness. SOmething like that.

Wanna die?!

torsdag 11 mars 2010

jigger

A gift from Johan, cause it makes me frisky.

tisdag 9 mars 2010

shit shit shit

what a wonderful day. nothing compares to waking up on the wrong side of the bed and having bad news delivered to ur iphone pronto. oh well, what am I supp. to do about it. Cat in the hat. Cat in the hat!

söndag 7 mars 2010

*sigh*



I want to breastfeed you all.

I just got back


My mouth tastes like gasoline and I m out of rolling paper. Even there is no time difference between motherland China and here I feel jetlagged to the max. The kitchen is clean and my cravings for carb has been filled with five buckwheat pancakes soaked in maple syrup. Erica went to the gas station and came back with five pack sof cigarettes and Tropicana.

Btw. blogspot, facebook etc is all blocked in China.